Breaking News:
Zach Taylor, the Undead Candidate, has responded to last night’s debate, according to sources within the Undead Party. An unnamed source said, “Zach was miffed, of course, that he was left off the debate floor, as he feels he could have eaten both Romney and Obama for dinner.”
The Undead Party spokeszombie claimed their party is the only one addressing the true loss of brains in America, something that threatens every undead person. For more information, they suggest reading The Undead Candidate as a primer, and hope to have an additional brochure out before election day.
Cord Wheaton, detective for the St. Petersburg Police Department, had no comment.
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